This evening I was driving
back from the city. I entered the tunnel right before the golden gate
bridge and switched lanes. I was behind a bus. The bus back read in fluorescent
green lettering Bay to Breakers 2011. Before I even finished reading,
I spontaneously vomited all over myself and swerved into the next lane. So gross! I pulled off at the vista lookout and
opened my door just in time to vomit again. oh joy. I tore off all my clothes and mopped up
the vomit on my seat and steering wheel. I sat in my car in my bra and
underwear and blasted the heat, completely hazed out, watching tourists come
and take night photos of the cityscape. Omg, will this shit ever go away?
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